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Scheming Skeever Imports Inaugural Biannual Goofy Ball

posted Apr 12, 2015, 9:54 AM by SaSa The Singing Skeever   [ updated Apr 2, 2017, 7:46 AM ]

When - April 25th 8pm - 10pm (EST) 

Where - Cyrodil (Loc. TBA)

Why - TO PARTY! 

What to bring - Your favourite toon and a good sense of humour!

What to dress in - Guild Tabard only, no clothes or equip! (you can buy this in the Skeevers guild store for only 2k!)

RSVP - 18 April 2015 to @GreyAzazel - please indicate your preferred PVP server.


1. Strip off and put on your guild tabard, no weapons!

2. ESO related joke competition - Winner will receive purple recipe! (Judges TBA) 

3. Race to finish - Winner will receive 3 x Dreugh Wax. I will be waiting at the end to determine the winner! (Loc. TBA)

4. Banquet - Grab a chair, have a chill and share some stories! Food and Drink will be given out freely to all attendees! "Door" Prizes will also be given based on random numbers.

5. Dolmen Siege - Since we will all have different characters from different factions we will all siege a dolmen together so no one gets hurt, we will all share in the spoils!

6. Inaugural Hottest Naked Toon Competition - Think you have a hot naked toon? After sieging the dolmen and becoming hot and sweaty, prove it by standing in front of a panel of five judges, this time without your tabard, show us some skin! You will be required to answer questions which you will be scored on (Think Beauty Pageant) and then spin around giving the judges an eye full of your buxom breasts or manly chests, you are scored on both face and body. Only one entry per player, Male and Female categories. Judges will be SaSa2112, Aparpalyptic, Noontalla, En_Ros and myself.

7. P-A-R-T-Y !!! - You can leave at this point or we can join massive groups to run public dungeons, chill in the sun, hell do whatever you want to do as a guild that supports each other and likes like minded company!

If you like more info or would like to donate prizes, or would like to offer your services as a chef in service to the guild, please contact me @GreyAzazel!

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Stay Cheesy Skeevers


Guild Ball Organiser